noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.
-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.
by We Are Jay June 7, 2011
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Bowie: So what you're trying to say, is that if the weather was any warmer we would actually stick to these seats?
Carlos: That is exisely what I'm saying.
Carlos: That is exisely what I'm saying.
by Perched_92 November 23, 2014
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1) When you go to a party or you go downtown to a club/ bar, and you have to leave because you see too many exes
2) When you are confused about your feelings for your ex
2) When you are confused about your feelings for your ex
"Sarah, we have GOT to go. I just saw Chad, Conner, AND Kevin! This party is exfused. Lets go downtown instead."
"John, please tell me how and why I woke up next to Kim last night? I'm exfused."
"John, please tell me how and why I woke up next to Kim last night? I'm exfused."
by camitron3000 September 9, 2016
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The Vegan Pirate uses the word ‘Excusitarian’ to categorise all the ex vegetarians and vegans who come up with a whole host of excuses about why it’s impossible for them personally to stay vegan and why they need meat.
The Vegan Pirate uses the word ‘Excusitarian’ to categorise all the ex vegetarians and vegans who come up with a whole host of excuses about why it’s impossible for them personally to stay vegan and why they need meat.
bob: aah some ex-vegans drive me up the wall, I wouldn’t be mindin’ if they just be admittin’ that they couldn’t be bothered any more, that they be giving up caring about animal welfare, the effects o’ intensively reared animals on the environment and the wastin’ o’ resources but they don’t. Instead I be told ’some people just can’t be vegetarian’, ’some people need meat’ and ’sometimes it just doesn’t feel right to be vegan’ – they should know better!”
fred: i know man Excusitarians are so fackin stupid
fred: i know man Excusitarians are so fackin stupid
by Ted Slade December 17, 2009
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by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017
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Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008
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1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
by Kenthar December 13, 2004
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