THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 19, 2022
This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.
Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.
Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.
Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.
Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.
Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.
by jfburke619 March 30, 2021
makes your daydream about your crush. Sadly the energy will wear off, but when you do regain the mood and atmosphere factors, the world will be at your side
exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know
exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know
exercising is rewarding. You can't admit the daydreaming part of it. Ive been exercising going to the gym and so far its achieved good results in the end.
by Happy Christian October 22, 2022
strawberry took a damn jog at the park doing his daily sun exercise and immediately realized he was getting burnt as hell.
by lexi223355 April 24, 2016
My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...
by Word assembly worker #45 May 19, 2018
It's when you shove a dildo in your mouth down to your throat until you get used to it when doing oral sex
"He didn't have to do vocal exercise because he had no gag reflex."