Excalibeer

The act of pulling a condom over a fresh pint. Resulting in the drink being suctioned to the table.

I used my wallet condom to Excalibeer brad

by Russ gout June 1, 2024

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Excaliburate

Someone puts sleep drugs in your mid night milk,you drink it and fall asleep then the cut your dick of make a mold of it and grab Excalibur and melt it back to metal then pour it into the dick mold maje it a dick prosthesis and attach it back to you. Now you are cursed to walk this mortal realm with a Excalibur dick to slash down your foes with it.

I Excaliburated you, ha ha ha.

by T800cats April 30, 2025

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The Excalibur

When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)

Thing 1: Got a hand job last night!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!

by Robs Wolgang October 2, 2011

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Majied Excalibur

when some one is talking to you and you throat punch them in the middle of the sentence, when they start to cough you trip them on there back

"oh hey its-"

*throat punched*

"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"

"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"

by fakename February 28, 2023

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