manecdotal evidence

Invented evidence made up on the spot and presented as hard fact in support of mansplaining.

President Trump offered mostly manecdotal evidence, but the media had learned their lesson well, by now, and dutifully recorded it all as fact.

by linguisticautistic.com June 13, 2017

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Cumstantial Evidence

Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.

Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

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evidents

"Noticeable nicks" dat point towards someone's having damaged an item.

If two vehicles show signs of a collision, and flakes of paint from each vehicle are present on said areas, dat is pretty strong evidents dat they did indeed encounter forcible contact!

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

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Anecdotal Evidence

Empirical evidence that somebody just doesn't want to look at.

Manray: "Is your name Patrick Star?"
Patrick: "Yes"
Manray: "...and is this your ID?"
Patrick: "Yes"
Manray: "Good, because I found this ID in this wallet, so if that's the case, this must be your wallet!"
Patrick: "But that's anecdotal evidence!"

by Some guy who's smarter than Va January 21, 2024

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Photonical evidence

Evidence that comes from the phone. Such as pictures, call recordings, screenshots, ect.

"hey girl I got you some 'photonical evidence'

by Lalabumdum07 February 5, 2024

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Schrödinger's evidence

In an argument, when one refuses to make a simple search for evidence of their claim; however, they demand that the opposition does so. This creates a paradoxical position in which their belief is true and, when confronted with facts, either remains true or is discovered to be false.

In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.

"Nobody has proven me wrong yet. Give me a source, I admit defeat. Don't, I stay right! Of course, I can obviously google for myself... but I have Schrödinger's evidence on my side!"

by WEGWEHQWE#HWRE July 22, 2022

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