Everett

An absolutely awesome person. No cap on my mama. He is usually 6 foot and has incredible Brainage. Known for having all of the friends and being incredibly smart and wise.

Oh look at that good looking and smart and wise and cool and tall and funny and cool and wise person he must be Everett

by Anonymous person(Everett) December 6, 2021

Everett Rudeseal

Everett is a munch, typically a box head. Usually groping girls however also enjoys giving blowjobs to fat men in the handicap restroom stall in.

They Pulled the Everett Rudeseal

by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022

everett

everett is the perfectest person ever and i love him more than anything.

i miss everett

by hpinkjjk June 11, 2022

Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

Annabelle Everett

This is a person that is rude to their sibling and is loud and thinks that she/he is always right and doesn't know when to stop talking but somehow they get friends

Have you seen Annabelle Everett's brother? He's soo hawttt

by Xnjzjz July 4, 2019

Buddy Everett

Bum. Taker from children

That’s a buddy everett ass move Jenky mf

by Penile wrinkle April 28, 2020

Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.

Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013