by Womenlover87 July 14, 2023

Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA
by anonymous September 28, 2023


This is a person that is rude to their sibling and is loud and thinks that she/he is always right and doesn't know when to stop talking but somehow they get friends
by Xnjzjz July 4, 2019

Everett is a munch, typically a box head. Usually groping girls however also enjoys giving blowjobs to fat men in the handicap restroom stall in.
They Pulled the Everett Rudeseal
by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022

An absolutely awesome person. No cap on my mama. He is usually 6 foot and has incredible Brainage. Known for having all of the friends and being incredibly smart and wise.
Oh look at that good looking and smart and wise and cool and tall and funny and cool and wise person he must be Everett
by Anonymous person(Everett) December 6, 2021

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
