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bimbo eruption 

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b).
bimbo eruption by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2018

Facial Eruption

when you pop a gigantic zit or pimple on your face

Also when the pimple juice gets on your finger or mirror
Adam: Yo dude I just had a facial eruption last night
John: Chea bull, good shit
Facial Eruption by Mr. Philllll January 30, 2008

int'eruption 

Any discontinuity in normal life arising from volcanic eruptions.
All regular news has been suspended, we will stay with this story no matter how long or tedious it is. We apologise for this int'eruption.
int'eruption by StewieG wannabe April 20, 2010

dirty eruption 

When you get done doin anal then explode out the add
You know the guy ivan from bec2. Yea west gave him a dirty eruption and it went everywhere
dirty eruption by dirty eruption December 15, 2015

bimbo eruption 

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you unless your wife brings charges, well you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b). Unless you were a member of the hippie counter culture and participated in something like the Woodstock festival of August 1969. Oh and by the way, never insult a woman by saying she has a bimbo eruption def c) unless you are an even worse misogynist than Ted Bundy or Gary Ridgeway
bimbo eruption by Uncle Dimma October 10, 2016

Snowball eruption 

A sexual act where a female puts four fingers into a male's butt hole while sucking him off until he ejaculates into her mouth then she spits the load into his butt hole after that the male stands over her an farts the load back into her mouth.
Did you hear Ms. Johanson is super kinky?

If she's up to it y'all should try a snowball eruption.
Snowball eruption by Skankhunt699 October 18, 2016