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bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."
by Anarchist October 17, 2003
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evitation

I just received my evitation to the party.
by Zaalka March 17, 2009
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Equation Fucker

Someone, usually a man, who's in love with math. If math were a person a Equation Fucker would like to make sweet love to them.
Our math teacher is a equation fucker, seriously.
by FFFFFFFFFFFFF jgdshvdMWDENMJZ November 19, 2010
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Equiption

A word said by a female referring to a males penis during orgasmic sexual intercourse.
I love your equiption.
by Fourtwelve February 10, 2010
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Equation Sheet

An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.
I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.
by Equation Sheet December 15, 2014
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Equation

The definition of equation can be whatever you want provided it is related to maths and has mathematical operators in it.
'34 - 89 is not equal to 400' is an equation!
by Anonymous Dkiller April 13, 2019
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exquietation

(n.)- Quiet, silent or subtle exploitation by an entity such as a organization, company or even country that otherwise espouses liberal values publicly.

It's a portmanteau word (combination) of exploitation and quiet.
Jim: "Jenna wasn't paid overtime for three months. She was given free coffee for it."

Alice: "What exquietation!The free coffee doesn't add up to her due overtime."
by KnowPsyUniverse April 6, 2020
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