Scarlet Envy

Rupauls Drag Race Season 11 robbed queen

Scarlet Envy should have won that lip sync!!!!

by whatthefuckrupaul April 6, 2019

Like Envy

the jealousy-triggered condition from which other Facebook friends suffer when comparing their own paltry number of "Likes" on a status update with someone else's, posted by a person who consistently reaps "Likes" by the dozens.

Jimmie: Holy crap! Did you see how many "Likes" Jill got with her status update about her amazing landscaping skills?

David: No! I'm still reeling over how many she got when she posted a picture of her sneakers!

Adam: Guys, guys. Just listen to us here. What have we become? We have a full blown case of Like Envy.

Amy: Homos!

Jill: Hahahahaha

by lookingforacure December 21, 2012

Clit Envy

1. When your girlfriend or wifes clitoris is larger than your penis and it makes you jealous.

I need to visit with Dr Frazier Crane about my clit envy. I keep obsessing that my wifes clit is 3 times larger than my cock.

by Little member okc May 2, 2013

shoe envy

when one is jealous of another person's shoes. sometimes to the point of purposely
stepping on that person's shoes to mess them up.

dude is suffering from a severe case of shoe envy.

by v8dreaming March 14, 2009

Menu Envy

Occurs when you order food at a restaurant and then when the food arrives wish you had ordered the same as someone else on your table who you perceive to have made a better choice

He got menu envy when he saw her meal arrive

by Heather Burbage November 5, 2007

weed envy

When your friends are all high and talking to you but you're unable to partake.

"Hey man, I just rolled the fattest doob and now everything is beautiful."
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"

by Gronkus April 25, 2014

Beard Envy

seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.

Skunk: dude look at that guy's beard, it's huge!
CD: I know i just got severe beard envy

by Captain Dale May 18, 2010