Empty Kitchen

What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.
"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"
by St. Jerome December 07, 2008
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empty seat

A person that is there in body only.
Someone who is so unattached or unaware of their own life that their involvement has little or no impact on the outcome of events.
"Charlie, don't you get it? I can't feel that. It's sweet and everything, but it's like you're not even there sometimes. It's great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what about when someone doesn't need a shoulder. What if they need the arms or something like that? You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things."
Charlie is an empty seat.
by charlie seat February 10, 2008
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empty promise

When someone promises you something but then doesn't follow through
My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.
by angelinaglows January 10, 2014
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Empty Gesture

to say something without an intention of actually doing it. Making an offer that is not intended to be fulfilled or even taken up by someone.
Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
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Empty Talk

This is an expression used when people are aimlessly talking to each other and the conversation is obviously going no where.
A. "Hey man..."
B. "Oh hey..."
A. "Whats up...?
B. "Oh nothin.."
A.
B.
A. "coo..."
B.

(silence) (empty talk)
by Klyde Frog February 05, 2009
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empty weller

Empty Weller

Is used to describe a person who tends to help the helpless hopeless types of people. One who devotes and sacrifices too much for someone who has not proven worthy or appreciative in anyway. Rendering all efforts to love, invest, befriend, or simply just helping that person, to be pointless and often a high level of risk and added danger . Much like a empty water well is. which is not only pointless and worthless without water in it, but dangerous if one was to fall in.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
Don't know of many 'captain save a ho' types cause the feminists won't be called such names. Which is only more of a problem. I've been seeing a rise in numbers to what I call "empty wellers" in men through out my travels. And its just the same idea except now these good natured men who when learned of their mistake trying to win what seemed to be a heart that needed love but ended up finding ingrate closet-whore and to help numb their regret of feeling foolish would call her and his regret and shame for what it is, which is basically trying take charge or be captain on a ship that the ho isnt getting on fully. . Unfortunate most if not all of those female types are a lost cause and pointless . So heres my only support to that movement called feminism, Since they don't like being called whores then how about being called an empty well sound like? It seems to be accurate. And all you captain save a hoes are now empty wellers. May God help you all become men again but first the females will need a revelation to know the natural order in life. But until that becomes the majority, it looks like our manhood is slowly being chipped away. Well I am keeping mine. I got something to put in that empty well. And she will learn its needed. Respect = Love.
by Luv H8 Luv May 21, 2022
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empty for a week

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Situation where a man has an unusually intense orgasm, with an unusually large discharge of semen.
Man: Oh! Oh! OhhhhhOhhhhhOhhhh, good golly miss Molly!

Partner: Good one? Hmmmmmm?

Man: Honey, I'm gonna be empty for a week.
by onetwomeyou July 12, 2009
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