Emeril Lagasse

When you are about to ejaculate and a girl is giving you head, you tell her "let's spice it up a notch" and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell "BAM!"

"I think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lagasse"

by BHSrapist October 29, 2009

emeril

1.) Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef. Known best for his show "Emeril Live." Also known for a failed sitcom. He actually does cook food.

Emeril: "Pork Fat Rules!"
Emeril: "Bam!"
Emeril: "Where's my damn paycheck!?"

by Manawski February 26, 2003

Emeritus

(V) Old, retired professor who thinks they can be a dickhead and nothing will come of it. Usually found in droves at Land Grant Institutions.

First person: "Damnit! I got an F on that test I studied all night for."

Second person: "I know, that old codger, emeritus professor just makes things up to test on.

by good_ole_12valver May 20, 2011

Emrik

mafia boss, demon, extreme business man, ginger, legend, school student, 69 y/o.

fake fan: omg it's emrik the mafia boss, demon extreme business man, ginger, legend, school student and 69 y/o gimme your money.
Emrik: frick off (shots 2 shots in his head)

by Enez gei March 11, 2020

emerica

Probably the most over-rated and (except for Vans), most widely worn skate shoes. Whenever you see someone skating with Emerica's it's a safe bet that they've also got a Baker deck and skin tight jeans. See Reynolds-clone.

Daft Cunt: Dude, check out my sweet new Emerica's! Now all I need is a trucker hat and some girly tight-jeans and I'll be just like Andrew Reynolds.

by Ziggy Stardust March 3, 2005

emeril

To throw sand-like substances into the opponents face during a fight while yelling BAM!, either causing them to go blind, sneeze, or any other bad effect, depending on what you throw at them.

That one guy turned the whole fight around by Emeriling his opponent.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Emerika

Emerika is a profoundly beautiful woman. She has the gorgeous eyes and the sweetest personality. She always puts others before herself, even if shes having the worst day ever. Emerika is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet.

Bro is that Emerika? shes so pretty

by grammy.everyonesfav November 21, 2021