emosexual

A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.

Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.

Guy 1: What?!

by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 1, 2004

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

emisexual

Whether straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual. You love anybody named (or name starts with) "Emi"

Person 1: "You're cu-"
Person 2: "Nope, I'm emisexual"
Person 3: "And that's on a fat ass"
Person 1: "What"

by AkiraTae10 March 1, 2021

Emisexual

You are emisexual cause you love eminem <3 especially if your names gracie.

Sarah: hi who’s your favorite artist?
Gracie: oh it’s eminem ofc! I’m emisexual cause I love eminem!
Sarah: oh... ok?

by Emlover April 22, 2021

emosexual

Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.

I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!

by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007

emossexual

emo : sadness, introspection + sexual = emossexual. Generally teenagers, rebels without cause. They think they are rochstars but they look like the ancient clubbers.
Easyly identified by your "pretty" haircuts that ocult one or both eyes.

Wow, what a bizarre girl!
It's not a girl, it's an emossexual boy !!!

by Zawos Z. September 15, 2007