earthbound

The greatest game ever. Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo save the world from the evil Gigyas and the backstabbing Pokey. All other games pale in comparison to Earthbound.

New Aged Retro Hippie uses protractor.
New Aged Retro Hippie can now measure things easily.
Ness attacks. SSSMMMMAAASSSSHHHH!!!
New Aged Retro Hippie returns to normal. You have won!!!

by Sodomy August 2, 2004

up to my ears

Completely overwhelmed with work or other responsibilities. Metaphorically, I'm about to drown in whatever I happen to be immersed in. water, shit, etc.

I'm sorry I can't meet with you. I'm up to my ears in work right now.

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin September 30, 2015

Earthbound

The most underrated RPG ever made. Released for the SNES back in the mid 1990's, it revolved around 4 kids that meet up with eachother throughout the course of the game to defeat an Alien (Gigyas) that plans to destroy the Universe in the future.

The game was known for it's off-beat humor (much of it being quirky Japanese portrayals of American culture), and ridiculously addictive gameplay, along with a great story. While it was very popular upon it's release in Japan, it didn't do so well in the US, despite massive promotion, since many people found the simple graphics a turn-off, and it was released later in the systems life, when the next generation of gaming consoles was beginning to break into the market (At the time, being Sega Saturn and Playstation).

The game later developed a massive cult following, as people who weren't exposed to it when it was new discovered just how great it is. A sequel, Mother 3, came out in Japan for GBA, but has seen no official US release.

#1

- "Dude, I'm so tired"
- "Why's that?"
- "I was up all night playing Earthbound again..."

#2

Since Earthbound is considered such a rare classic now, original cartridges of the game now go for small fortunes on Ebay!

by FlightofIcarus March 24, 2010

Earth Quaking

A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.

Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.

by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021

Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".

That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!

by pentozali November 8, 2005

Dodecahedron Earth

A fake theory about earth being shaped like a dodecahedron.
Dinosaur Earth is a better alternative

Dodecahedron Earth is gay, Dinosaur Earth is better.

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

earth, wind & fire

Damn good old school disco/pop group. Makes you wonder what has happened to black music, which, for the most part, has been bastardized by shitty southern snap crap. Who can forget the uplifting lyrics, speaking of love, loss of love, and just feeling good? And no I'm not some old hardass trying to reminisce! I'm a teen who stumbled upon this good shit.

"Do you remember the 21st night of september?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away"
-September, by Earth, Wind & Fire.

"She’ll dance in your lap until your ready to pop

She always ready, when you want it, she want it
Like a nympho,"
-50 Cent

'Nuff said hip-pop bitches

by themelodiousnocturne October 24, 2008