Essex girl

(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.

I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.

by timmy o'toole August 01, 2003

Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.

by udisabitlush December 15, 2010

Essex girl

1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.

1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!

by Sarah October 29, 2004

Essex girl

cheap, easy, loud and dumb

dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick

by g September 17, 2003

joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is👌 every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.

Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.

by Sassy unicorn March 13, 2014

Essex girl

A bird who can get fucked by any bloke in romford if she so wants,but probably all ready has been fucked by every bloke in romford,and gets hammered in doors before going out,on cheap wine just to save on cash...the tight bitches!

"hey dave,i aint had a bunkup for ages,shall we go down romford have a fight and pull a few whores(Essex girls)?"

by gilz July 05, 2006

Essex Kiss

Fellatio (blow job for all you people who dont know lol): so called the Essex Kiss because it is the trademark of the Essex Girl. Usually perfomed by a drunk or plain sluttish Essex girl on any old random she meets in jacs.

"i went to jacs last night and got essex kissed on the dancefloor by some tramp"

by dierdre February 10, 2008