Essex girl

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

Essence

the hottest thang on the block, she makes pimps pay her money

damn essence pimped three dudes on her block

by chocolate child July 30, 2008

the essential three

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006

essex county

A large county ranging from VERY rich to VERY poor. It's in close proximity to New York and has good transportation getting there which cause the taxes to be. Many feel the county is somewhat ethnically segregated in some parts. The western portion of Essex County tends to have wealthy and mainly white towns. These often include The Caldwells, Millburn, Glen Ridge,some of Upper Montclair, Short Hills, and Essex Fells, which are some of the most desirable towns in the state. Other mainly white towns that aren't as wealthy are more near the east but are considered to be still western. These towns include Nutley, Cedar Grove, and Verona which are mainly upper-middle class. On the other hand more toward the east there are towns like Irvington, East Orange, and the infamous Newark which are the least desirable towns in the state. Some towns tend to be stuck in the middle with some nice areas and some bad areas making them mixed. These include South Orange, West Orange, and Montclair. Towns that have few nice areas and are starting to go downhill include Bloomfield and Belleville.

Boy: I'm from Essex County!
Girl: So are you rich or poor?

by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007

essenia

A beautiful caring person she is so sweet and so kind you will regret losing her for the rest of your life

Essenia is my best frend

by Mommy's little gbear March 14, 2017

Essensual

Something that is both essential and sensual

Bubble baths are essensual to maintaining my sanity.

by TaLuLa13 April 6, 2017

Essex slag

A Essex slag is usually a girl from Essex ( ovibously ) who gets dicked down five times a week and most likely lost their virginity in a unit7 bathroom. These dickheads usually over draw their eyebrows and can’t match their foundation to their actual skin tone. They have a new boyfriend each week but he’s very rarely NOT a roadman. A roadman is basically a updated chav. Essex slags usually post Instagram pictures in short shorts so they can show off their ass but not get in trouble by their parents because they are technically fully clothed.

Katie is such a Essex slag

by Jodixoo July 14, 2018