That Escalated Quickly

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

by Water is wet July 7, 2014

descalator

A descending escalator.

Preppy White Boy: "Hey, let's go pop our collars in Abercrombie and Fitch, get on the descending escalator."
Eavsdropping Black Person: "UMMM BOY YOU MEAN THAT DESCALATOR!?"

by Maggie Camaro September 23, 2005

excelator

The state of best sex.

Yakoob & Samra was on their excelator. This why we've private excelators for two!

by Universal-Truth-Homey November 29, 2018

mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.

Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.

by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016

it's escalated

It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly how bad it's got.

Andy said loudly "It's escalated!"

by Flimsco April 5, 2020

Escalation of Inebriation

Often seen in any college photo album, or on a Facebook page, it is the progression of random gang signs, open mouths, and other signs of drunkenness, exponentially increasing as you flip through the album.

"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."

by Sword and Scales April 4, 2009

Escapelator

Combination of 'escape' and 'elevator'. When you go to the bathroom, kitchen, your desk at work unnecessarily in order to avoid catching the lift with someone you don't like.

I saw Fred holding the lift for me when I was leaving work but I hid in the bathroom and caught the escapelator instead!

by FrillyNikkers October 26, 2010