Ectogoob

An especially spunky glob of semen, similar in consistency to the slime in "Ghostbusters 2"

When she woke up in covered in either Vaseline or an unholy of amount of ectogoob, she knew she had to check facebook for scandalous pictures that would get her thrown out of college and disowned by her parents

by Chancellor Goobenstraub III May 15, 2010

ectospasm

A ghostly convulsion that is seemingly random in nature, but so intense as to make you wonder whether or not the holy spirit (or in some cases unholy spirit) has in fact come down upon you and is shaking you to your very bones.

Signs of ectospasm include trembling with such ferocity that you roll out of bed and hit thine face upon the floor, sudden jerks of the steering wheel while driving that bring you into close proximity of pedestrians (although if anyone asks, you don't know where the red blotches on your car came from), and finally the unconscious performance of midair back flips over pews, or cartwheels down corridors, runways and halls.

I was laying in bed and was just about asleep when suddenly I was covered in ectospasm. When I came to I was on the floor staring at a picture of Mel Tormey. Who the fuck is mel Tormey?

It wasn't my fault your honor, I was driving down the road and passed through an invisible field of ectospasm that caused me to swerve off the road and hit that pedestrian!

Every time I talk to her I have to wipe the ectospasm off my shirt. She's a complete skitzo!

I went to church with my Mom on Sunday and the whole place was covered in ectospasm. Needless to say, before the morning was over with the paramedics had to be called a few times.

by Czaple December 28, 2008

Ectoplasmic Reticulum

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.

Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.

by Pubo December 7, 2016

Ector

a boy who thinks he's a player, and goes around talking to different girls. he will tell you he loves you and you think he means it, but then he'll ignore you for the longest time. he's confusing.

"Ector is so confusing."

by someoneoutthereintheworld January 16, 2012

Bobbit-ectomy

Proper name; a surgical procedure where the male reproductive organ is cut off. The first account of a successful Bobbit-ectomy occured in Manassas, Virginia, in 1994, by Ms. Loreena Bobbit.

"John has recovered nicely from his recent Bobbit-ectomy."

by MonsterMan75 September 25, 2007

Ectorgasm

The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male just before death.

The old man died right after having an orgasm, he had an Ectorgasm.

by Dynamic, Sheree July 7, 2005

Ecto

A sub-genre of pornography, presumably of Japanese origin, dealing with the liberal usage of substances holding particularly glutinous properties. While this can sometimes refer to large amounts of oil, lubrication gel or (apparently) petroleum jelly, the main substance in question is methylcellulose, used in vast, VAST quantities.

1. (noun) any highly gelatinous/glutinous, substance with a largely clear (transparent) composition used in the context of sexual activity.

2. (tr. verb) to expose to, affect by or submerge in ecto.

"Dude, you've put too much product in your hair. You look like a walking lump of ecto."

"I haven't had sex for a month...I would love to ecto your little sis' right now."

by Another Ken Scrub May 5, 2009