A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
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Jerry: I think you have sexy dyslexia"
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by Shibby August 3, 2004
Get the dyslexia mug.This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.
An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.
In other form: Dyslexic fingers
Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.
In other form: Dyslexic fingers
Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
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Get the dislexic shocker mug.When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.
Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
by JackCarver December 24, 2010
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1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.
-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
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