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aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.
"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
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highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.
"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."
by yaya777 December 28, 2016
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erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.
-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia
by mckat May 3, 2018
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Anti-Dyslexia

Ayy nibba you Anti-Dyslexic
You actually have Anti-Dyslexia
by 72637338w4656871654578298654 January 10, 2019
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Emoji dyslexia

is when you get confused by some emojis (is not only me right?)
“I get confused by 😔 and 😌 because I have emoji dyslexia
by Sksksks hydroflask November 2, 2019
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Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination
Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.
by loli33 April 19, 2020
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Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.
Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.
by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022
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