Destany

The name of one of the most sweet girls around. She laughs at all your jokes, even if they aren't funny. She'll laugh with you, and cry with you. She's well-spoken and awesome. She can always bring you up when you're down.

Destany is so awesome, she makes cool people look not so cool.

by BonJoviFan13 April 24, 2011

Duntanyan

A vaguely-foreign sounding word that can be melded to substitute for just about any word. Tossing random foreign words into your sentences makes you sound either intelligent or douchey, depending on the company you keep, but it will most certainly make you sound like you know something the other person doesn't. At times, people asking you to translate the word for them can lead to hilarity, as in example 4.

1) "I just want to duntanyan all over your face!"

2) "I did not have duntanyan with that woman!"

3) "This duntanyan is about to be off the hook!"

4) - "Hey man, don't worry about Sheila dumping you, you can still always duntanyan."
- "Dude, what does that mean?"
- "Oh, you've never heard of duntanyan? It's from a Chinese fable and roughly translates to 'cut a hole in a pillow and imagine it to be your lover.'"
- "Oh yeah, well yeah! Of course, I'll still be able to duntanyan!"

by Senor Duntanyan October 30, 2011

negative distance

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

Destanee

A beautiful, sexy girl who everyone loves and wants to be around. Sometimes wanna-be-whores make up shit about her because they are jealous they aren't as beautiful as she is. Every guy wants to be with her. Shes a true friend, and will do anything she can to help ones in need. Usually laid back, easy going, but when the weekend comes she can get wild. Thinks sexual thoughts all day. One of a kind.

Guy 1: mann, i wish i knew a destanee!
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: cause id be gettin fire ass head all the time.
Guy 2: pshhh, like she'd go for you anyways..

by nathan halloway March 16, 2010

social distancing

what my wife practises in bed

i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing

by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020

Duotang

Inserting an exact replica of your cock into your woman's ass while your own cock is inserted in her vagina, or vice versa.

Dude... I bought this penis casting kit and made a latex replica of my unit. Then the other night when I was f**king Carrie from behind, I lubed it up and slid it in her ass. Totally DuoTang'ed her.

by GrouchyRodent June 20, 2016

Going The Distance

This phrase or expression was coined by Jillian Quist #JILLIANQUIST when it is used in relation to the extent an individual will GO or DOES GO when it comes to their #KnottyQuotient and the duration in terms of an actual amount of TIME as in HOURS and the AMOUNT as in the. QUANITY or NUMBER of #K9 DOGS an individual WILL or CAN or even DOES get #KNOTTED by as the #GoldStandard is set by and will #ALLWAYS be set and any individual will be compared or critiqued or looked at by how their #RuffLineQuotient matches up and stacks up with JILLIAN QUIST when the critical #RuffStats go head 2 head and the #KnottyRuffEvaluators are given the statistical weight indicators thats allowable by the #AKA American Kennel Association and the #BarkFactor is looked at and the location is compared to the god father of all god father Holy Grails of Locals and geographical areas As the #ROSEVILLE CA district outside of #Sacramento CA has been analyized and looked at by the most respected minds and actual CenturionAwardCraneOperator LifeTimeAchievement Recepients and its been given and bestowed upon its municipality to have achieved or garnered a level of such a factor of #Knottyrufftimes that can #KNOT will #KNOT and will #ALLWAYS have the biggest and ruffest and Slurpiest and be the locale of all locales if an individual wants to be at the most elite of the elite when they GO THE DISTANCE #GoTheDistance

Nobody and I mean nobody can quite GO and I'm talking Going The Distance like that #Jillijill girl out of #ROSEVILLE as that girl CAN and DOES GO the COMPLETE DISTANCE and goes for speed greed and Has no shame and does #KNOTprotect at all as she is the #ULTIMATEBULLY

by UltimateBully January 2, 2020