Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

dudeski

close friends; friend(s) who are cooler than your other friends

She's my best dudeski Jessica.

by aTea! August 5, 2007

totally dudes

a way of agreeing with an action, plan, or idea.

-taken from Shop Boyz popular song Party Like A Rockstar.

"hey let's go see that new movie tonight"

"totally dudes!"

by Urban Dictionary September 11, 2007

all the young dudes

An absolute gem of a fan fiction. In the Harry Potter fan fiction world, the Holy Trinity are these dramione gems: 'Isolation', 'Breath mints/Battle Scars' and 'Manacled'. Atyd is a wolfstar fic, and an amazing one at that. It satisfies our slow-burn, frenemies to best friends to lovers needs, and will leave you contemplating your whole life's existence. Anyways, enjoy this pure masterpiece by MsKingBean89 on ao3!

"Whats your fav marauders fic?"
"All the young dudes, of course!"

by dilfluvr3 March 11, 2021

please send dudes

When you're in a fight and message you friend or partner

"Please send dudes"
"Don't you mean nudes?"
"No, I'm in a fight and I need more dudes."

by Willow Chair September 18, 2020