Hold on, do you want me to go get a cup and pee in it or do you want me to stick my pee machine down your mouth so you can have some fresh?
by PEEinYOURmouth January 25, 2005
Jackie: (coughing)
Matt: wtf, do you have covid?
Jackie: no it's just drinker's cough. It's a real thing.
Matt: wtf, do you have covid?
Jackie: no it's just drinker's cough. It's a real thing.
by FakeID1234 August 30, 2021
Drinkers regret usually happens the day of the hangover, but it will likely surface long after that. It's that time of the day when you feel guilty and embarrassed, for no known reason, and then all of a sudden the images of you at the party enter your mind, and you recall in vivid detail all the spirited things you said and the outrageously exaggerated emotions you experienced. And you wonder how anyone could still like you after that night. And then you argue with yourself, pondering why people shouldn’t like you more instead. After all, being spirited, showing passion and emotion, dancing, and humiliating yourself shatters the ego and breaks the ice.
Brian: Man, I have serious drinkers regret today, and that party was a last week. I bet everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot, and possibly gay because I did drink from some dudes' beer bottle. What!? I just wanted to have a taste. I would never do that when I'm sober though! And on top of it, I started dancing with sub-par skills.
Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.
Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.
Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.
Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.
by sleepfan March 25, 2014
Inker Drinker is when you lend someone a pen and they run it out , they would've been the last to use it so they RAN IT OUT!!
by The yeet lord June 04, 2019
by lauchfromdarkages June 15, 2022
you go out for a good clubbing / drinking session with alot of notes. Every time you go to the bar you pull out a note to pay with. 'Drinkers Pocket' is what you have the next morning when you put on the trousers you had on the night before. or search trough them to find your cash
last night i went out with £100. ordered a fair few drinks, the next morning i checked my pockets, i had "drinkers Pocket with around £25-£30 left all in £1, 50p and other coins.
by Matt2210 June 07, 2010
Much like athlete’s foot, drinker’s knee is a real ailment that affects hardcore alcoholics. It involves sore knees the day after a big night - and not from sucking dick.
by Jimmyb24 September 01, 2018