A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.
by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009
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My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.
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1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.
Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.
Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
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