doobers

the classic slang term used by Nigrod in the hit movie "Lil Niggy's big movie".

Lil Niggy: Nigroood! you best not be under my bed.

Nigrod: (pokes his head out) Doobers!

by N. Wilkins June 5, 2009

doober

when i kick tim rout in the nuts its the sound he makes

joe- im gonna kick you in the nuts!!!
tim- "DOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by joe.p June 26, 2004

doober

an abusive word that means all of just about nothing. Can be used to describe absolute morons and complete fuking idiots who have no idea what they are talking about and who should really really get off the pot!

Joe Petersen is a fucking DOOBER!

by ROUTY! June 30, 2004

doober

a word elementry children use to make fun of each other. It is a mix between dork and goober

James is the biggest doober in our grade.

by ok_gal2007 March 8, 2007

Dooberry splash

When a man milks a woman's titties (dooberries), gathers the milky substance in a mug, ejaculates in the mug, then throws the concoction at a woman's face. If preferable, add a few other fruits to sweeten the mixture.

Yo dude, I saw this gnarly hobgobblin who was looking for some spunk. I offered a few bucks and gave her a good old-fashioned Dooberry Splash. I put cayenne pepper in the mug--she won't be able to see for weeks!

by spunkmasterflex69 June 23, 2016

Scoobert Doobert

Something Drake would say on Twitter to adoring fans

Drake could be like Scoobert Doobert and Twitter would act like they're in church.

by Bobson Dugnut April 25, 2023

doober

1: a stupid fat person that needs his ass kicked because he is a jackass and get away with it but you cant get away with shit
2: a retard

chris is a DOOBER!
the person reading this is probibly a doober!

by smellingblood March 4, 2005