DONG

The acronym for (Things to) Do Online Now, Guys. Made famous by VSauce, a YouTuber.

It can also be used as a noun, respectively.
"Hey, man check out this DONG!"
"Woah. That is an amazing dong."

-WARNING-

THE PREVIOUS QUOTE IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID.
by mintyfresh9080 May 08, 2012
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donging

Synonomous with clonging. Known for the hollow metal sound made by hitting a steel object with a wooden spoon. Not to be confused with flonging, which has no meaning.
Lets clong/dong but not flong!
by The Me October 24, 2004
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dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way
"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)
by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006
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I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong
by Les G August 25, 2005
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donging

College basketball coaches' practice of skirting NCAA rules against commencing a conversation with an unsigned High School player by approaching him in a men's room, and taking the adjoining urinal, in hopes that the H.S. prospect will initiate the conversation legal, but barely
Every time the hot young prospect went to the bathroom at Nike Camp, the whole line of urinals filled up with college coaches donging him, eager to show their interest, but unable to start a conversation.

See, e.g., "I Am Charlotte Simmons" by Tom Wolfe
by J. O'Brien April 07, 2007
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Donged

When a guy sneaks up to one his buddies preferably in a public place and slaps him with his penis so that he doesn't realise and then tell them they have just been donged
woodsy - "awww danny donged me so badly at the pool today"
by dannydongedwoods July 31, 2008
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Donging It

To wear an item of clothing that also one's penis shape to be seen easily such as sweatpants or basketball shorts with no underwear.
Jon: "Did you see David yesterday in those sweatpants?"
Kyle: "Yeah, I don't think he was wearing any drawers "
Jon: "He was really donging it"
by ThomasTheIdiot February 19, 2015
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