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Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
by concise32 January 13, 2009
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Baby Douchie

A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.
Walks up to Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Hi Baby Douchie!"
by Dylanslove June 10, 2010
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Douching

"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"
by Sai Yuta TJ March 15, 2010
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Douchito

douche bag -ito latin for small; a young or small douche bag (a kid who acts like a douche)
Those kids riding their bikes in the middle of the street are douchitos
by wawaqueen25 August 18, 2008
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Douchius Maximus

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
by california420 October 5, 2010
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douchify

to add malicious comments to in order to make something or someone more douchey
You always douchify me.
by skatex24x7 January 16, 2011
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Douchineer

Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.
He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!
by JBroms June 18, 2011
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