Doilying

A sexual act that is performed when a partner ejaculates on to their underwear, then placing it over the partners face so they can suck and swallow the strained cum through them

I really want you to swallow me tonight, let's do some doilying.

by Formulaics March 8, 2025

Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.

"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."

by Nicolioli July 13, 2007

Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.

That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.

by Ambush_Bug June 12, 2012

Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.

Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.

by CheesyMilty March 18, 2020

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020

Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.

"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".

by Booga March 7, 2021

Ghetto Doily

A cheap napkin placed under a cup or bowl on top of a tray or saucer. Serves to prevent it from sliding around while being carried and to absorb a small amount of spillage

The poor waitress nearly dropped by bowl of soup and it sloshed out onto the plate. It could’ve been a disaster if she hadn’t put a ghetto doily under it.

by BigChimichungus January 2, 2026