divorce

What your mom and dad went through when u where born. They often say it’s not your fault but it is.

Jimmy: dude my parents are getting a divorce.
Timmy: what did you do.

by Godisdead69 September 4, 2019

divorce

When 2 people stop being married. Falsely believed to hurt "the children".

I didn't care when my parents got divorced.

by Senor Jésus de Mexico August 11, 2004

Divorce

When an amazingly good looking young man decides his wife doesn't meet his standards. (Standards such as
Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)

When Eddie Divorces Amy because her cookin abiliities are not up to par.

by The Sexiest man alive March 20, 2005

divorce

A way to start a new life while ending one marriage; children may gain more loving parents and siblings through remarriage.

Joe and Becky got a divorce, and remained friends afterwards.

by Natasha Lynn November 11, 2008

divorce

the legel seperatoin of 2 peson it couses misunderstandings or differences of opinions . the somali ppl says dee waa jilicday iguma so coto iminka wa ka dahmatey wa in aan iska furo

my exwife she doesn't gives me enough attention dee was ban ku furey

by geenyo cali sayid April 21, 2005

Divorce

hehehehehehehe you always look so cute when you say divorce hehehehehe

Victim: John, I want a Divorce
John: hehehehehe

by John hehehehe November 18, 2019

divorce

caused by you

i caused my parents divorce

by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020