colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Pimp in distress

Needing help, In Trouble, Distess call, SOS.

"Pimp in disress, help, help "Pimp in distress. Have no fear underdog is here! Thanks. Okay what cha need. nuttin.

by Fat_Boyh September 25, 2006

Distler

The abilty to kick maximum ass whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.

Most Commonly happens when you are a "bad ass dude"
The Distler cannot be handled by most.

by Barney Coopersmith January 6, 2008

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

distlefink

The good-luck bird (actually a stylized version of the goldfinch) of the Pennsylvania Germans, frequently painted on barns as a symbol of good luck and happiness. Derived from "Distelfink", Pennsylvania Dutch for "thistlefinch", or goldfinch.

Early German settlers in Pennsylvania thought of the distlefink, or goldfinch, as the bird of happiness and good luck for all.

by tstadler August 22, 2008

Diltler

A Muslim with a 3 foot dildo on there head.

I got fucked so hard by that diltler last night!

by Yatlers are GREAT December 12, 2018

dislexic

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008