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Polyclitoral Discombobulation 

A disease in which a woman has more than one clitoris. Usually in an unusual position, eg. shoulder, between the toes. Most women choose to have it surgically removed. Others keep them, usually only when in a convenient location on their body.
"Look, that girl has Polyclitoral Discombobulation! I can tell by the fact that she has a Clit on her forehead."

Discomboobilated

When your boobs don't seem to fit right in the cups of your bra. They seem to pop out, get double boob, nip slip, etc.
I adjusted the straps on my bra and now boobs seem all discomboobilated.
Discomboobilated by hornygirl2 September 8, 2011

dickcombobulated

When ones brain is overwhelmed with the thoughts of dicks.
Every time I speak to Stephen he gets dickcombobulated and can't stop taking about dicks.
dickcombobulated by Dsnizzle44 September 20, 2016

discombobulation 

the act of the molecular structure of a human (for arguments sake) being taken apart at an atomical level, and put back together into a different order by the act of recombobulation.

also a cool word that sounds funny when your fucked.
Discombobulation-
wendy got discombobulated and recombobulated into a pumpkin, then proceded to batter the fuck out of the punky lemon that was currently the ocupied form of sheep.

Discombobulated

To be in caos or, not fully organized.
To be unassembled or messed up.
Someone fix this pipe its all discombobulated

discombobbulated 

dazed and confused. stupified, dumbified, lost, lost sense of direction, dizzy, etc... see stupified
"I'm all discombobbulated."
discombobbulated by "B" February 14, 2006