bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

rhino discharge

A man straps a dildo to his head and repeatedly rams his partners pussy, or if he's a queer his boyfriends ass. He keeps raming until the girl discharges all over his "horn"

My wife received a rhino discharge for a birthday present.

by matt wunshc May 13, 2005

Respectfully Discharge

When asked to be appointed to a position, one should respond with the clever and intelligent phrase "I respectfully discharge"

Brandon: "I nominate Carlos for President"

Carlos: "I respectfully discharge"

by Wishbone__Pi November 17, 2009

Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004

dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009

vaginal discharge

a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.

i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!

by asian nympho December 4, 2004

vaginal discharge

someone who is being disagreeable or unlike their usual fun self

someone who elicits a disgusting reaction similar to the way one would react to this bodily secretion.

You are being vaginal discharge right now.

Senario: AT THE CLUB

Friend 1: "I don't want to take that shot. I wanna go home."

Friend 2: "You know what? You are you being a vaginal discharge."

Friend 1: (now vaginal discharge) exits the club.

Friend 2: continues to have a ball a fun at the club without vaginal discharge.

by raelou June 10, 2011