Same Difference

Exactly The Same Thing But With A Minor Difference, in turn making it sound different but really still being the same.

So Craig what did you have for dinner last night, I had a peanut butter and jelly. Then later my mom's hooked it up with a jelly and peanut butter.

That's the same difference bro!

by Kurt M. Petersen(Dirt) August 17, 2008

Dyke Differential

n.
The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.

"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

bang differential

The largest age difference of your age and someone you've banged.

Dude, I totally banged Tommy's mom last night. My bang differential is 23 years now.

by Mr. Maloof May 28, 2014

Logarithmic Differentiation

Easy but ugly. Much like some girls I know.

It's an important part of Calculus 1, used for taking the derivative of functions with "x" in the exponent.

Man, that girl from Calc class is like using logarithmic differentiation

by Butts666 December 15, 2017

Splittin' the difference

When a person has their pants pulled up way too far.

Wow, Vance sure is splittin' the difference today, what a douché.

by deatheclipsed May 6, 2010

pocket the difference

to take the extra money made from something, often in a way that is not completely honest

She got the tickets for £20 each, but charged us £25 and did pocket the difference.

by anf-b May 11, 2016

the same difference

A contradiction in itself " literally". Whatever the difference may be, its the same!

My friend says to me extraordinary is different from ordinary.
And I reply, the same difference!

by BatesLane February 18, 2018