Dick in the Peanut Butter

To be over invested or nosy

Man why you always gotta have your dick in the peanut butter

by BlackPahnda August 25, 2018

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Benjamin Button dick

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018

Peanut butter dick

When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.

Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.

by GSstudent2019 May 23, 2017

Peanut Butter Dick (PD)

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.

man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

by MinutePeeps March 5, 2011

Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

City Center21: My Dick just got hard

MagicalCherry: Must Be a first

Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Butter Dick

Noun- A man's penis that is very slippery. Usually when unwashed for a few days, and becomes very oily.

Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"

1)The man had a butter dick.

2)I have to clean my butter dick.

3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"

by josteoj&bloodybear666 April 8, 2011