one for the dick

When an athlete has six championship rings. So that they can put the sixth one on their dick

Michael Jordan has so many rings he’s got one for the dick.

by Bhuck September 14, 2019

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My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

by CjTeddyB November 3, 2010

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tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

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Dick Don’t Pay For Strange

You know that.

Dick Don’t pay for strange you know that

by Steven Anita Smith December 9, 2021

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I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream

Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

by Isuckhis January 31, 2023

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DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick.

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

by pagina526 March 12, 2011

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