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What you give your crush then she declines and you get sad and depressed and start to stress eat then you become obese *starts crying* then she fucks your best friend and licks the cum off the couch while your jacking off to her pics and she comes to your house and you get a boner and she cuts your penis off.
Hey did you see that fuckboys dick? YEAH HE SENT HIS DIC PIC TO MEEEEE AND IVE BEEN FAPPING EVER SINCE
by Dickwhole August 30, 2018
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Nic’s a dic

Someone who is named nic and is extremely fucking retarded. If you say this to a nic he will likely get cancer or die right away
Nic: ur granny tranny
*Jack faints
Everyone: Ohhhhhhh
*Jack wakes up 10min later
Jack: nic’s a dic

*Nic gets dick cancer and dies a virgin
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Dic-Tacs

breath mint specially designed to rid the user of dick breath.
damn girl you been sucking dick your breath reeks. ya shit i better eat some dic-tacs
by mar'scorpio June 21, 2010
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Urban Dic

Somebody who steals your definition on the website www.urbandictionary.com
Guy 1:Dude, that word isn't that original.
Guy 2:Yeah it is, that person is just an Urban Dic.
by Awesomeman69 December 15, 2007
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Urban Dic

Urban Dic: 1. Dictionary of current English usage, slang, and jargon, of the people, by the people. 2. Male street cruiser.
For usage 1. Person A: "I never heard that word." Person B: "Really, it's in the Urban Dic."

For usage 2. John is a complete Urban Dic. He cruises the streets looking for women almost every evening.
by Courtjester1 January 8, 2010
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dic-tate

Taste of one's penis
How my dic-tate last night trick?
by TCS October 3, 2003
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Dic livery

What you call the boy (or dick-owner) that you just want to fuck and leave. In other words, a playful term for a one night stand.
That guy last night was just a dic livery.

Ugh, my dic livery wanted to hang out today, I had to unadd him.
by cavebat June 1, 2021
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