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Volcanic Diarrhea

The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.
Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.
by JuggaLotus12 August 14, 2010
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Nuclear Diarrhea

Nuclear Diarrhea occurs when someone releases Explosive Diarrhea and an Explosive Fart at the same time. They both mix together creating a nuclear reaction that releases a monstrous smell that can cause people to collapse and possibly die.
Someone has released nuclear diarrhea in the toilet in a bathroom at Gillette Stadium causing the bathroom to be condemned for the next 10 years.
by FrodoBagginz February 10, 2010
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diarrhea planet

Adjective equating the state of the world being doomed or a mess
This world is a mess.....diarrhea planet I tell you.
by KHVA April 3, 2018
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Facebook Diarrhea

When someone will not stop posting facebook posts, no matter how many people dont care
"Jim has got a bad case of facebook diarrhea. He will not posting posts"

"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
by Mr_Nice_Guy October 21, 2012
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verbal diarrhea

Somebody who doesn't know how to shut up. They love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they're saying. People with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.

Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
"Do you plan to increase the price of eggs?" (Simple yes or no response required)

"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."

"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
by wowfood August 19, 2013
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Bloody Diarrhea

A term commonly used by AlbertsStuff due to Robloxians wearing the chainsaw man pants.
Albert: EWWW BLOODY DIARRHEA!!!
Person: What?
Albert: (Flings them with admin commands)
by yisterwister August 9, 2018
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Diarrhea Party

A gathering of several people who have all eaten a fair amount of bowel disturbing food and then proceed to diarrhea all over the gathering place and then engage in party like activities using the diarrhea.
dude we had the sweetest diarrhea party yesterday.
by Spamcer February 2, 2010
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