What you give your crush then she declines and you get sad and depressed and start to stress eat then you become obese *starts crying* then she fucks your best friend and licks the cum off the couch while your jacking off to her pics and she comes to your house and you get a boner and she cuts your penis off.
Hey did you see that fuckboys dick? YEAH HE SENT HIS DIC PIC TO MEEEEE AND IVE BEEN FAPPING EVER SINCE
by Dickwhole August 31, 2018
by mar'scorpio June 19, 2010
Someone who is named nic and is extremely fucking retarded. If you say this to a nic he will likely get cancer or die right away
Nic: ur granny tranny
*Jack faints
Everyone: Ohhhhhhh
*Jack wakes up 10min later
Jack: nic’s a dic
*Nic gets dick cancer and dies a virgin
*Jack faints
Everyone: Ohhhhhhh
*Jack wakes up 10min later
Jack: nic’s a dic
*Nic gets dick cancer and dies a virgin
by 123alltheotherkidssukmydic March 26, 2018
by Awesomeman69 November 16, 2007
Urban Dic: 1. Dictionary of current English usage, slang, and jargon, of the people, by the people. 2. Male street cruiser.
For usage 1. Person A: "I never heard that word." Person B: "Really, it's in the Urban Dic."
For usage 2. John is a complete Urban Dic. He cruises the streets looking for women almost every evening.
For usage 2. John is a complete Urban Dic. He cruises the streets looking for women almost every evening.
by Courtjester1 January 08, 2010
by KingInnaEarth February 02, 2021