Professionally Develop

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line

Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.

by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015

C++ Developer

a "C++ developer" is somebody who uses (And does not enjoy) the C++ Programming language, usually depressed.

Bob: how is the software doing?
John: Great! just upgraded and now everything is deprecated.
Bob: You're such a C++ Developer.

by kdgonzo April 18, 2022

google developer

A person that uses google to solve all their software development problems

You know nothing, you fucking google developer

by kendoui June 7, 2017

robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.

Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing

by Dr Robot December 11, 2013

Software Developer

An overpaid artisan who uses unoriginal ideas and code that has already been written. Spends most of his time listening to music while spending hundreds of hours on design projects that will never reach fruition.

Bill: I am a software developer
John: O so you are just an artist who actually makes money

by SoftwareDevOps October 30, 2022

designated developer

When a team of software developers have a night out on a weekday, there is one designated not to get drunk so that he/she can work successfully the next morning.

Stuart: Why isn't Steve drinking tonight?
Josh: He's the designated developer

by shukii April 7, 2011

Arrested Development

When one watches Netflix in bed until their boyfriend starts looking more appealing than the watching material. Then laptop is placed on floor. See: “watching nativity.”

I really liked the show, but Arrested Development kept me from watching the whole episode

by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021