douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.

He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.

by Missa Britt August 23, 2006

douschism

Adjective, the art of being a dousche. Sucking at life, and thinking you are awesome simultaneously.

"Let's watch tool academy on VH1 and make fun of their extreme douschism."
"Yea, they really suck at life."

by Tstylez January 30, 2009

deschamps

very cute female who is very loved and has a sexy figure. And very fuckable

you know that girl that her last name is deschamps
yea deschamps is a cutie

by yoyoyoyonigga September 21, 2013

Curroded douscher

A curroded douscher Is typically a dousche-Bag but just more doushier, making it a curroded douscher.

The guy I went out with yesterday was only talking about him and was so rude. He was such a curroded douscher.

by Yurii August 14, 2011

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017

Zooey Deschanel

Most awesome and gorgeous person ever ever.

1: Did you see that new movie?
2: No, but I want to, it has Zooey Deschanel!

by Zooeyclaire March 14, 2010

Deutschbag

Like a douchebag, but German.

Claus just stole my Weinershnitzel. Man, he sure is a deutschbag

by JimmyJonJames June 2, 2015