Dense of Humour

A person who is exceptionally stupid and lacks the capacity to understand simple humour. ie never finds anything funny

Trevor: That was a joke, You are so dense of humour mate

by Zentient_Being July 23, 2023

Hella Dense

Referring to someone or something that is dumb/ugly/lame

"That party was hella dense"

by yooitsariel December 22, 2014

Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

by axelgust30 November 13, 2021

Dennee

To let your friends date a girl and then move in for the sloppy seconds after they break up, after the 3rd time it's considered an extreme "Dennee"

He is totally going Dennee on that girl I used to pound.

by John Spears October 27, 2010

Dennee

To be completely illiterate, or have no understanding of any language what so ever

If you spelled 'our', as 'are' is a minor example of being a dennee.

by nknknknkr October 24, 2012

Dense cloud

Somebody who is a dumbass and does nothing atall.

Person 1: Jake is such a Dense cloud.

Person 2: Yeah he is a bit thick.

by hyattandy January 13, 2009

Dense Breast

When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.

Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"

by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016