Denim Tension

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.

"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"

by cowtools February 9, 2010

Denim Bandit

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 11, 2010

denim ripsaw

When your jeans ride up in your crotch, and irritate your taint.

Man, I walked around the mall so much yesterday, I got a denim ripsaw

by lord_jefe May 30, 2006

Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.

Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.

by M Greenie December 9, 2008

Denim goth

A type of alternative style, a mix between indie and goth. Unlike the pastel goth and the bubble goth, a denim goth may dip between both indie and goth styles and mix. They often mix Gothic footwear, jewelry, make up and various clothing items with denim jackets, floral prints, over sized jumpers and a pair of denim shorts.

Jon: hey sara, you look mismatched today
Sara: it's called Denim goth

by Masternoodle January 20, 2013

deniese

Deniese : proper noun is a small sweet little girl who is everything anyone could ever need want or ask for

Deniese, your my heartbeat

by TripleDigits ³ November 6, 2020

Denise

Denise is the most beautiful girl ever , she has the best personality anyone could ask for . She’s always loyal to her friend/family/boyfriend.She’s truly wonderful it just makes you think how a girl can be so beautiful and have a great personality. She’s truly a work of art<3.

Denise is soooo damn fine 😩❤️

by Ur_gay<3 November 7, 2021