Deloyed

forgotten, unimportant, hated, feeling non-existent to others. trying to be forgotten.

The deloyed man felt no good would happen for him.

I am deloyed.

by Leon Heart July 20, 2010

Ana Delgado

Ana is one of the cutest girls 🥵she has a cute bright smile she has one of the biggest hearts. And is very goofy around you if she’s comfortable with you . She’s shy but once you know her you’ll fall in love with her

She often looks like fellow Star charli damelio you’re so lucky if you have a Ana Delgado in your life she’s worth every second of your attention

Person 1-Ana Delgado looks so good
Person 2- I know she always does

by Isabell, Carisal June 24, 2020

Death-Count Delay

In any given pandemic with exponential spread, the period of time that exists between reported cases and the onset of increased mortality.

Like I said, the increased case counts are just because of all the great testing we're doing; there has been no increase in death reported and soon there will be zero cases. We've got this TOTALLY under control.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.

by YAWA July 19, 2020

Chapter Delay

Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.

Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.

Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."

*10 minutes later*

Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."

by Derik September 26, 2005

Delylah

Manipulative, tricky, sneaky and fun to be around. Full of laughter and love but she will cut you if you mess up.

Delylah is the type to cut your breaks then come visit you at the hospital.

by Alina2787 December 7, 2016

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Delylah

A girl with brown hair and eyes. She's some one that wants things to be her way every day. She's your average book worm who just wants some one to be genuinly her friend. She's shy at first and spends most of her time lurking inside the library. Call her pretty and she'll believe you for a second. Tell her you love her she'll believe you for a lifetime. Gaining her trust can take a life time, but once your in her inner circle she'll fight for you no matter what. She's some one you should never lose contact with. Take her to a club and she'll be the life of your party.

Boy: Who is that...?
Boy 2: Her oh that's Delylah... i think you'll like her..."

by Louis Bitch May 8, 2013