Defective

Adjective -
Broken, Busted, Hurt... UGLY

Dre: Hey, did yall see my fine ass girl earlier?
Derek: Oh, you mean that busted ass beezy that was here earlier?
David: Yeah, she was defective son.

by HellaHyphy13 June 11, 2006

DefectiveNutt

A handsome sweet streamer that has a great sense of humor and has a heart of gold <3

Look at DefectiveNutt he’s live!

by Someonezz <<33 May 7, 2022

deluctilicious

inevitably gorgeous, the most delicious you've ever seen.

she's got the most deluctilicious ass i've ever seen.

by dickinyamouth helicopter November 6, 2003

Defective Flypaper

When, for whatever reason (tired, drunk, hungover, preoccupied, just not understanding, etc.), someone is explaining something to you and it's just not sticking.

I seem totally unable to comprehend what was just said. I feel like defective flypaper right now.

by DarthKiljoy March 5, 2009

defectrics

metrics associated with defects; a quantitative measure that can be used to prioritize defect removal opportunities;

Defectrics are latent defects in requirements (or design or code)

The number of defects per function point, or developer, or team are examples of defectrics.

A value-oriented defectric is the average cost to remove a defect

by joescho May 29, 2013

Defuculate

Verb: to reorganize, fix, clean, or properly assemble an item or area. Most often applied to engineering, display, and construction. Also n. Defuculation, v. Fuculate, n. Fuculated

Somebody had better defuculate that area before the boss sees the pile of empty take out containers....

by Furgle August 28, 2016

Dirty deductible

When an auto insurance company has inexplicable legal protections and uses them to willfully fart on strangers. It’s not personal. It’s just business.

You mean I have to get a dirty deductible any time there is an accident, even if it’s not my fault? Gross and weird.

by Randall butternubs July 27, 2023