upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

upper decker by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003

double decker pussies 

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.

Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!

double decker pussies by loose_cannon November 18, 2006

ducked off

To be on the low, never around, always gone; incognito. Originated in South Florida.

Dang nigga, u never come to school anymore! Why u be so ducked off?

ducked off by LDT88_07 March 25, 2007

Double Decker Nut 

When you are jacking off while laying on your bed, quickly stand up on your bed before you're going to nut and aim at the floor.

Kid: When was the last time you nutted?
Kid 2: Yesterday. I tried the Double Decker Nut it was awesome!

Double Decker Nut by niganigga97 January 13, 2020

Decker Special

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman who is also receiving missionary intercourse from a different male partner. This act is usually done without any prior agreement between the parties invlovled.

Dude, last night Brian tried to pull a Decker Special when I was railing Maria in the laundry room, I think he licked more wiener than puss.

Decker Special by Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky February 22, 2011

Matt Decker

A commodore from Star Trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew.

Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.

The test Matt Deckered me.

That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.

You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?

Matt Decker by CaptKirk April 29, 2010

Double Decker Dick 

When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.

David and Gery did a double decker dick and now their in a coma.

Double Decker Dick by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017