The condition which occurs at a cable network when idiotic executives decide to change its direction. This is usually done as a money-grabbing attempt when ratings are lower than expected.
"Remember when TLC used to have shows that taught you something? Yeah, it didn't suck then. Network Decay is bullshit."
by InGr8EDiot August 12, 2012
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Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
Get the Urban Decay mug.Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
by MaxNrg November 30, 2010
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He cares about her about as much as Tom Delay gives a shit if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in Iraq over a $200 loan. What a turd.
by huronking March 22, 2009
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by shadyladyk March 6, 2010
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(saturday)
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you and Amanda broke up. You okay?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I'm fine. I didn't need her anyway. She wasn't even all that.
(6 days later)
Guy 1: Hey man look, it's Amanda.
Guy 2: Don't remind me.... *walks away*
Amanda: What's his problem?
Guy 1: Oh he just has heartbreak delay.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you and Amanda broke up. You okay?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I'm fine. I didn't need her anyway. She wasn't even all that.
(6 days later)
Guy 1: Hey man look, it's Amanda.
Guy 2: Don't remind me.... *walks away*
Amanda: What's his problem?
Guy 1: Oh he just has heartbreak delay.
by toxinalive August 4, 2010
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