Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.

Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.

by J Crisler September 25, 2009

Dexter Delay

A side effect experienced from dextromethorphan DXM abuse in which the person using it has slower reflexes and reaction time -- Also see dexter and robotrip

The cause of the accident was a dexter delay.

by APatcher September 17, 2003

Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Tony Delay

When someone does not listen correctly to a conversation, and then after an unspecified amount of time, talks about said conversation verbatim.

T-Dog: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!

by G-pooch January 21, 2009

Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

by griggy July 6, 2011

Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity

The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

Shit Delay

n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.

cool story bro, thanks for the shit delay...

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011