Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.
A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
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Get the Danism mug.A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
by E-Dubs January 14, 2008
Get the Danksgiving mug.It's 4 am, you're out hanging out with people, you ask a Danish who lives in your area if he/she can drop you off home. He/she will say yes. You will get dropped a few blocks away from your place, at his/her place and need to walk for 10-20 min to your place. That's a Danish drop-off.
by lightside July 25, 2010
Get the Danish drop-off mug.A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".
Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"
Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"
Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"
Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"
Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"
Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"
Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"
by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011
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