Daniels

Being a sexual fiend that has no qualms with shagging ugly and/or fat girls.
One who follows three criteria:
After 2 O'clock beware, as any girl that:
1) weighs less
2) has her own teeth
3) has a pulse
is fair game and in for a real treat.

Stop being such a Daniels.
Mate, last night you pulled a Daniels.
Oh no, last night I got taken home by some Daniels.

by ThaiBrideNo1 August 5, 2011

Danieling

When your mum says no fortnite after she wakes up from her nap and you drug her

Mum: after I wake up you better get off that game
Child: oh you won't wake up because I'm danieling you

by Phazze March 30, 2021

charlie daniels

an awsome country artist that doesn't just sing about crappy depressing stuff that most country singers sing about.

Charlie Daniels is famous for THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, the most awsome song ever.

by nate h July 16, 2007

Mitch Daniels

A tiny little man that fits inside most shirt pockets.

Also Indiana's governor and the guy that said the Iraq War would cost $60 billion as George W Bush's OMB Director. We're at a few trillion right now.

Citizen: Mr. Daniels, how do you propose we pay for (INSERT ANYTHING)?

Mitch Daniels: PRIVATIZE IT!

by Shackle O'Deal June 21, 2011

Danielitus

Danielitus is a disease which starts when being in close proximity to Daniel for extended periods of time. It starts by wheezing at things which slowly grows into a phat howl as your lungs cry out for help. The next stage is you start saying phrases that he says such as "We're in the endgame now" , "CAITEEEE!" and "Karen stop taking ma kids". The next stage is making memes about people you "may" know every hour of every day and seeing it as normal. The next stage is saying offensive jokes and laughing at yourself more than others and making release noises when doing the simplest of tasks such as sitting down. The final stage of Danielitus is buying airpods and laughing maniacally as you flex on the peasants...

Danielitus taking its effects

Cait wheezing manically

Daniel smiles evilely

by Daniel.B March 10, 2019

Doing a Danielson

When a former punk kid, is now old enough to go to the bar. Gets drunk, and does something incoherently stupid.

Great, he just hit the dart board, looks like he's doing a danielson.

by Liarfish April 10, 2007

danielisnotok

Daniel isn't okay. Daniel is a tiktoker that is infact not okay.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen danielisnotok anywhere?
Guy 2: danielisnotok said they weren't okay

by Bponkkk November 1, 2021