DOTS

DOTS was originated in a little place hidden on a farm in northern CT. DOTS stands for Dyslexia Of The Speech. This occurs when something you says comes out completely wrong. No one may understand, but when you said it, it made perfect sense. Though sometimes embaressing, DOTS provokes tons of laughs... it can be used as an expression to categorize it, you can 'have' DOTS.

Example 1:
Hutch: "Hey, pass the milk."
Jess: "Pa - uh - meh - sss"
Hutch "Okay?"
Jess: " I was trying to say passing..."
Both: HAHAHAHHAHA

Example 2:
Jess: "That cat stupid,
okay, I meant that stupid cat..."
Momo: DOTS!!!

by missmisstery December 26, 2008

douschism

Adjective, the art of being a dousche. Sucking at life, and thinking you are awesome simultaneously.

"Let's watch tool academy on VH1 and make fun of their extreme douschism."
"Yea, they really suck at life."

by Tstylez January 30, 2009

Curroded douscher

A curroded douscher Is typically a dousche-Bag but just more doushier, making it a curroded douscher.

The guy I went out with yesterday was only talking about him and was so rude. He was such a curroded douscher.

by Yurii August 14, 2011

douschebagaru

Any Subaru model with a "WRX" logo on the back. Can usually be seen being driven by some dousche bag aged between 16 to 25 wearing a gold chain, a FUBU or AF tee shirt and an obnoxious hat with a straight brim. The car usually has some kind of horrible exhaust modification that makes it sound similar to the helicopter noises a toddler would make. The loud ass stereo is most definitely more valuable than the car and usually plays some kind of mumble rap even though the driver is quite pigmentally challenged. Most of the time the car can be easily obscured from view due to a massive cloud of vapour enveloping it. This cloud is likely caused by the fake electric cigarette hanging from the drivers mouth, a failed head gasket or both. One should avoid close proximity to these vehicles in traffic due to the drivers complete inability to drive sensibly.

Watch out for that Douschebagaru, the shithead driving it is a complete Muppet.

by Methodical December 25, 2018

dolusional

characterised by holding idiosyncratic beliefs or impressions similar to those held by Roger Hill "Dollar Bill", that are contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically a symptom of mental disorder.

You seriously think you can out drive Rory McIlroy, you are dolusional!

by urbanauthor2020 February 21, 2020

dotscr

She’s so sweet I love her so much

dotscr is my favourite fanpage

by anotherfp May 29, 2021

dotson

usually a last name for a small family they could have a bigger family but there fine with the closest ones they trust most dotsons are very self kept and quiet but can party when they want too they think love is everything they’re most likely to do anything to keep there family safe they’re usually not huge cat fans and more of dog people and have about 1 or 2 dogs and they are really kind but they do have a really small temper aswell so don’t get on their bad side they’re looks are amazing usually the girls are curvy and in a good way too and very beautiful especially the dotsons captivating eyes the men are usually skinny but it fits them with enough muscle aswell and are very handsome also with captivating eyes if you know a dotson then hold on to them forever and don’t mess up .

family: do u see that family over there ..?
other family:oh ,woah yeah they’re really gorgeous

family: i know right

both families: i wish we were a dotson

by hayleysoemo July 5, 2021