by SubToTMplayzOnYtIHave176Subs October 21, 2020
"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."
Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."
Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 03, 2011
The act of placing nuggets of one's fecal matter in a bag of Dorito crumbs and shaking the bag like shake and bake. Next one must spill the contents (crumbs and now coated nuggets) upon media of one's choosing.
Example 1
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"
by Rackbar August 15, 2010
"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."
by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 30, 2010
The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos
by Ricky Fuckenstein September 26, 2010
Having broad shoulders and a small waist.
Chris Evans has the perfect dorito body.
by ADHDchick January 27, 2017
by Judgey Fudgey October 17, 2007