doink

when you have to take a big shit

"ahh man, i gotta doink!"

by fal4751 April 13, 2006

Doinked

To land a critical hit on an enemy

Bro I just doinked that dude for 250 damage

by Mr Mani April 27, 2019

Doinked

Past tense of doink

I've been thinking about coming to school doinked

by Doinked May 17, 2018

doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic

"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*

by Dirge March 15, 2005

Doink

Snorting a substance up ones nose, also known as doinking something.

"mate i doinked 4 grammes of ket and i thought my mum was made of pony's hair"

by alistair d December 17, 2008

ba-doink-a-doink

Ass, butt, bum

Yo dawg check out the ba-doink-a-doink on that ho!

by jlouise December 16, 2010

DOINK

Someone who is so idiotic that they can't even complete simple tasks.

Jacob is such a DOINK, he couldn't even fix the sink.

by miss.italy March 11, 2017